I'm Appealing....

[1ozzy]

....I replied to the magistrate.
After being found guilty of stealing fruit and vegetables.

[Buenchico]

The only possible sentence for that joke is life imprisonment, 1ozzy ;-)

[Elina]

LOL ... Ya lemon! Hi and bye both!

[1ozzy]

Guilty as charged ;-(

[waterboatman]

Tell him you're a fruitcake.

[1ozzy]

Honesty would be the best policy Boaty ;-/

[waterboatman]

In that case say nowt! :o}

[1ozzy]

"I don't recall" is my standard answer.

[waterboatman]

Best bet mate!

'I dunno nufink guv. 'onist'

[Berniecuddles2]

jeez ozzy that joke deserves one thing...a raspberry!!

[1ozzy]

Hey Bernie, I'll just sprout with another..