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cupid04 | 03:44 Wed 27th Jan 2016 | Jokes
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Q] why shouldn't you make fun of a palaeontologist?



A] Because you will get your Jurasskicked!
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Groan ;-)

What do you call shy dinosaurs?

Dyathinkesaurus!

Hmmm, wonder which was worse.
03:50 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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Both equally good and raised a smile. :-)
03:51 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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Q] Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?


A] Because the 'p' is silent!
04:00 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
04:04 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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Q] How can you tell if there's a stegosaurus in your fridge?

A] The door won't close.





04:16 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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Be careful which dinosaur you invite home!!

Coz T. Rex.
04:19 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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How do you know when you've had a diplodocus in the fridge?

Footprints in the butter.
06:45 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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Cupid, the teenager remaining in our house says it's funnier without the "your"...And adds ... Q. What do you call a terrible, horrible, unpleasant dinosaur?
A. A Thesaurus...
16:06 Wed 27th Jan 2016
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How do you offer a tyrannosaur a drink?
"Tea, Rex?"
17:40 Wed 27th Jan 2016

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