I would tip all politicians who dared to go to Brighton for their expense-fuelled bashes (read booze, good food and tarts) in the sea under the mangled metal called the ex-Brighton Pier, whatever their denomination or creed.
Has JC made a decision yet or more forestalling - interesting comment from Chris Leslie on the Andrew Marr show on Sunday, inferring that JC is incapable of making them - and does that include changing water into wine?