Apparently

[marval]

Apparently a truck carrying boxes of wigs has overturned.

Spilling its load across the M1.


Police are combing the area.

[MargoTester]

Toupe or not toupe that is the question.

[Svejk]

That's hard. It's rugged terrain.

[melv16]

Was there a parting of the waves?

[tonyav]

What a nit.

[Psybbo]

They need a dragnet

[EDDIE51]

Someone has cut a hole in the wall round the local nudist colony, Police are looking into it.
Someone stole the toilet from a police station, the police say it is a difficult case to investigate as they have nothing to go on.

Other 'ancient police jokes' welcome.

[DTCwordfan]

Clare Balding is reporting the incident on TV as the police investigate.

[melv16]

A policeman's favourite sandwich filling is truncheon meat..

[melv16]

A coppers favourite casserole is.. Irish stew in the name of the law..

[ummmm]

lol @ Melv. that chuckled me.