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cupid04 | 03:17 Sun 15th Feb 2015 | Jokes
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Fred goes back to the clinic. 'I'll still can't get the hang of putting on a condom' he cries. 'Did you do as I suggested?' the doctor questions. 'Did you practice on a banana?' 'Banana?' Fred replies. 'Oh heck, I've been using an orange!'
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Don't get it, cupes.
03:20 Sun 15th Feb 2015
Avatar Image 1ozzy
At least he didn't get the "rough end of a pineapple".
03:22 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Well an orange is the wrong shape svejk...or so I'm told ;-)
03:24 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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Thats an awful joke cupid.
03:32 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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It's so awful it's funny. ;o}
05:03 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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I dont feel so stupid now - I put one on a banana and the gf still got pregnant but at least I got the right fruit.
09:08 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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It ads a whole new meaning to "popping your cherry"
Nothing quite like a fruity joke.
09:10 Sun 15th Feb 2015
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I,m feeling quite fruity now
18:11 Sun 15th Feb 2015

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