Look Into His Eyes, Not Around The Eyes,

[-Talbot-]

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/moment-hypnotist-put-shopkeeper-in-a-trance-before-stealing-hundreds-of-pounds-in-cash-9904960.html



It would have been more convincing if he had got the shopkeeper to strut around the shop like a cockerel.

[youngmafbog]

//The suspect, an Eastern European man //


Ah, another excellent import to the country.

My, where would we be without them?

[Prudie]

An upmarket off-licence - that keeps its takings in trouser pockets?
Look into my eyes - you are feeling very dozy

[ummmm]

Lol Prudie....

[jno]

another excellent import to the country

lol... they come here, they take our hypnotism jobs...

[Svejk]

Well they don't take our criminals' jobs, jno, they just create more crime.



Lol.

[ichkeria]

The guy never spoke it would seem. I'd be keen to know how his 'appearance' alone marks him out as E European

[-Talbot-]

What exactly is 'an upmarket off-licence' how do they differ from down market off-licences?

[Old_Geezer]

About three quid a bottle ?

[Peter Pedant]

on crime watch last night
pretty impressive....