The Virgin

excelsior-1 | 16:53 Sat 08th Jun 2013 | Jokes

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Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was
still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's
house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good
man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went.
When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his
hairy chest.

Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, mama, Tony's
got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria", says the mother, "All good men have hairy
chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took
off his trousers exposing his hairy legs. Again Maria ran downstairs
to her mother.

"Mama, Mama, Tony took off his trousers, and he's got hairy legs, too!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man.
Go upstairs, and he'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his
socks, and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria
saw this, she ran downstairs.

"Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta", says the mother, "this is a job
for Mama!"