Getting Old

[robert551069]

You know you are getting old when you bend down to pick something up, and while you are down, you have a good look around to see if there is anything else that you can pick up at the same time.
Do you know of any other quotes about getting old that you would like to share?

[mike11111]

You know you are getting old when you bend down and haven't got a f***ing clue why.

[commoner]

...or when the wife bends down and you can't take advantage.....;-)

[lady-janine]

or when you drop something and think i'll leave it there for a bit, don't need it at the moment.

[WELSHYORKIE]

or like my late stepdad, when you bend down and let one rip and blame someone else!

[Dee Sa]

lol yorkie

[emmie]

when you start tut tutting thinking no one can hear...

[boxtops]

...when you go downstairs, and when you get there, you can't remember why (I do that a lot)

[emmie]

open the fridge and put the washing powder in it, instead of the bottle of milk

[mrs_overall]

You know you are getting older when you realise you cannot trust a fart

[johnk]

I had one but i've forgotten it now!!

[Pooka1950]

When you can't stand up or sit down in a chair without making that "oof" sound!

[andy-hughes]

When you go to the barber and instead of asking if you want gel on your hair, he asks if you want your eyebrows trimmed!

[dennisb66]

LOL Andy

[Kiki-frog]

They used to say it was when policemen look young. I'm now finding that politicians look young. Now that is sad.

[Tilly2]

When you look in the mirror and see your Mum's face.

[humbersloop]

will you lot just *speak up* !! I'm fed up with people who mumble...

[Graham-W]

The older I get the more I think about the hereafter.
I go in the kitchen and think,"What am I here after?".
I go in the garage and think,"What am I here after?".
I go to the bathroom.....................................
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[anneasquith]

when you know what " an underskirt is " :(

[Robinia]

Well I felt old last night when a young neighbour said 'You must have seen a lot of changes round here...'

oh yes, it used to be all mud huts and cattle...