Somebody mention lowering the tone? Morning all, sewer rat online!! Next door neighbour asked me over for a chat last night - oh, oh, methinks, what the fudge have I done to upset the old dragon now? Anyways turns out that she was going to the council because the noise from my kitchen can be heard in her living room. 'I could hear you and Marian (Sylvia's best mate) chatting quite clearly'. Informed the gf that making love over the kitchen table is longer a possibility - to which she replied that I don't have a kitchen table! Details, details......