Whose Coffee would you risk 'borrowing'

[sunny-dave]

After poor redhelen's "coffeegate" saga, I wonder who on AB I might risk half-inching a brew from.

Obviously RH would not be a target (it's now locked in her drawers anyway) and JtH seems a bit fierce today after the £26000 thread ...

... perhaps fluff might not be paying attention - although I'd not risk borrowing cake as well - don't need a fork in the back of my hand ;+)

[mccfluff]

i have a lot of coffee in my drawers, so its safe to borrow as much as you like but, yes i would stay clear of the

biscuit jar, sweetie jar and wasabi nuts or you might be in trouble :-)

oh and murphy's treat if your so inclined

[cazzz1975]

If you steal my tea I will drown you in the toilet bowl.

[cazzz1975]

...just a friendly warning ;)

[mccfluff]

how would you fit dave in the toilet bowl?

[rowanwitch]

If it comes in a jar its not worth drinking....

[cazzz1975]

I am dextrous :)

[sunny-dave]

Is it proper builder's tea? I'm not risking a ducking for any poncy herbalcrap ...

[cazzz1975]

proper tea in a mug, it can strip paint its that good

[sunny-dave]

I'll get my showercap ...

[maggiebee]

Cazzz - your tea sounds wonderful, can't stand wishy washy p***

[jackthehat]

I have some very nice Morroccan-stylee tea I am working my way through. I would gladly share it with you, so you wouldn't have to nick from me. :o)

I don't generally do coffee.......I've found that it's started to give me a headache, which is a real nuisance as I love a 'proper' coffee. :o(

[DTCwordfan]

well that rules dave out, rowan, but does he come packed in a jar?

Try "borrowing" a cake from B00......Mission Impossible,

Moi - one of the Cornish crew may lend me some coffee...Lady J perhaps. We look after our own down here....maybe Ratter and Carakeel would extend a friendly decent coffee across the Tamar.

I agree with you about the jar concept though, same really could be said of tea in bags, though Taylor's English and Scottish Breakfast in a reasonable compromise, and the same with M&S's teas.

[sunny-dave]

Morroccan 'tea' - is that entirely legal ... ?

... but thanks Jack - best offer today so far ;-)

[pdust]

i wouldnt steal cos im only little and dont want my ass kicking but i would share jacks morroccan tea... and if its not legal then just dont tell me so im not to blame ;)

[jackthehat]

It's all entirely legal, I'm afraid.........:o(

Spicy and minty and very nice, indeed!

[mrs_overall]

Why do so many people keep coffee in their drawers? It sounds very unhygienic.
I prefer to keep mine down my bra

[pdust]

lol