I'd Like

[marval]

The maitre d' of a fashionable restaurant looked up and saw
three little girls standing in the waiting area.

They were dressed in their mother's clothes, had on high-heeled shoes
and were wearing lots of make-up.

The lunch crowd hadn't started to arrive yet so he decided to treat them like regular guests just to see what they were up to.

He seated them at a table and asked what they would like to order.

The first little girl ordered a martini, the second one
asked for a margarita and the third one said.

"I'd like to have a douche...my mother says they're very refreshing."

[askyourgran]

lol

[tonyav]

LOL, well that was a wash out !.