Argh! The Suspense.....

[mrs_overall]

I have had an email telling me to check my lottery ticket (which means a win) but I can't log in. I could be worth anything from £3 to several million.
(No begging letters please)

[boxtops]

why can't you log in?

[murraymints]

You know you have always been my most bestest ab friend.......now about that new car....lol hope it's for lots !

[gness]

Hi gorgeous.....have I told you what a thrill it was to meet you? I was blown away by your good looks, amazing personality...and generosity....♥

[mrs_overall]

boxtops, when I click on the "sign in" bit the page vanishes and a "page not available" comes up.

Interesting to see who is crawling out of the woodwork lol

[bookbinder]

Well, I'm not actually begging, of course, but I am a Nigerian prince and I have funds that are tied up in a bank in Lagos. The administrators of my late father's estate (which is valued at many millions of kwachas) will not release those funds to me unless I can provide a surety of £5,000, which I do not have. If you have 'several million', a loan of £5,000 will not mean a great deal to you, good and kind mrs_overall. If you could let me have your bank details so that we can effect a transfer of funds, you shall have my undying gratitude, good and kind mrs_overall.

[mrs_overall]

lmao @ bookbinder

[aelmpvw]

don't spend the three quid all at once ...

[WELSHYORKIE]

Jammy bugger - I was one number out from £40 on hotpicks. Lotto website 'undergoing a major facelift' it said this morning. Oh and by the way, I don't want any of your filthy lucre but I will have a bag of fish and chips, salt but no vinegar, please

[mrs_overall]

aelmpvw - £3 is a lot of money. It equates to six customers down at the docks ;-)

[DJHawkes]

the new £2 lotto game goes live today and so the website is being upgraded.

[gness]

Only six!! What have you got that I haven't? x

[mrs_overall]

Gness, where do I start with the very long list? x

[aelmpvw]

ael sets off for the docks

[WELSHYORKIE]

Yorkshire charm, Gness

[mrs_overall]

Ta Dot.
It is still bloody annoying

[gness]

MrsO...you can insult me to your heart's content today....I shan't mind... at least not until we know how much you've won....;-)

[sunny-dave]

... remember I still have the photos ... with the marigolds ...

[murraymints]

There's a very nice holiday in Antigua....I could advise you on investments ..in the Sun......

[Tilly2]

Mrs_o, you can have sweety. He's all yours.