Why Is There

[gness]

A Scottish gasman in my bathroom?

[dollie65]

oh has he got a brother you can send round...lol

[shoota]

Because Till turned him down so he's gone for easy score perhaps?

[Nibble]

Looking for your landlord?

[Zacs-Master]

Checking for methane?

[flump1]

Did he lose his way en route to Tilly's ?

[tonyav]

Because there ain't no room in the shed !.

[gness]

I told you your bum was taking up too much room in my shed MrAV. x You well?

[excelsior-1]

because the gas board did not have an italian gasman that you requested

[tonyav]

Yes gness, are you ?.

[gness]

Noooo Excel...not Italian...x

Fine thanks Tony....cuts are healing....bruises appearing......brother still laughing.

[gness]

Oh and Shoota....easy.....never. x

[tonyav]

Good all is well then gness, anyway thats what brothers are for isn't it.

[shoota]

Tell me about it....

[Psybbo]

Tilly sent him as punishment

[baza]

is he looking for desktops lee(a)k, well it is St David's day

[tonyav]

Hi ya psybbo.
I think that Tilly gave him the Glasgow kiss.

[aelmpvw]

if he's wearing a kilt he won't go short of work

[Psybbo]

Hi Tony, have you enjoyed your week off?

[gness]

Thanks Psybbo........I shall punish him well....wonder if he can cook?

[gness]

Now he's playing the pipes!