someone has asked on twitter....[seriously]

[mrsmaveric]

''is wimbledon held in london every year?''...what is the silliest question you have ever heard???...or asked???

[craft1948]

Do you love me.................would you love me for ever............

[ladybirder]

Did you spend all of it?

[maggiebee]

Apparently an American tourist in Edinburgh asked if the castle was put up every year!! Yeh, we fold it away for the winter.

[excelsior-1]

"what time does the ten o'clock news start?"

i was too busy laughing to answer her.

[Sipowicz]

Does my bum look big in this?

[ummmm]

I don't think that's such a silly question. They might have thought that Wimbledon was the name of the tournament.

[excelsior-1]

maggie .. that is priceless.

[mrs_overall]

I was once on an express train to London and the man opposite said
"I'm going to London, where are you going?"

[sunny-dave]

Standing in ruins of old Coventry Cathedral, looking at new Cathedral ...

... "So did the bombs completely miss that one"

[Psybbo]

Is the Grand National run at Ascot, seriously

[jno]

are you sure the somebody was in Britain? Foreigners may know no more about Wimbledon than I know about the Iditarod.

[boxtops]

...not realising that Wimbledon is a place - and knowing that the Olympic move from country to country each year... however, it is a bit daft, you wouldn't say "is the French Open held in France each year"?

[gness]

When daughter was small she heard about a book she wanted. No title or author! I went into Smith`s and described the book.
" A cat lives in an area where there have been many burglaries. The cat gathers her cat friends together and tells them of her plan to track down the burglars."

"I don`t suppose you know whether it`s fact or fiction?" asked the girl.

[craft1948]

On a train from London a guy said where are you going. I said "York". He said "This train doesn't go to York". I said "Bugger".

[mrsmaveric]

she did ummmm i actually feel quite sorry for the poor girl in question...apparently she has had to close her twitter account down because of all the stick she has been getting...

[starone]

I like do you love me, craft, mainly because when I said it to my husband he answered 'always' which I thought was a perfect answer and which I treasure in my memories. I know I am an old sentimentalist but there you go, just one of those things.

[vulcan]

A tourist once asked why they built Windsor Castle under Heathrows flight path.

[craft1948]

SB even I think that's lovely.................

[Duncer]

Donna Air(head) interviewing the Corrs - "So how did you guys first meet"?

[ladybirder]

Tourist or a local Dave?