My Lesbian Hair

[joggerjayne]

Kids ... LOL

I don't spend much time in the company of children, but ...

On the Easter ski trip (which included the WAMs and their families), on one of the days I'd tied my hair in a low pony ...

... you know some days when you wake up with a bit of a hair explosion, and you can't be bothered to do anything about it, so you just scrunch it at the back of you neck?

Anyway ... where was I ... ?

Oh, yes ... I came down for coffee with my hair in a low pony, and two of the girls (aged 12/13?) said Oh god, that is really lesbian hair.

LOL

Has anyone else (possibly anyone with kids?) come across the (apparently) hidden significance of hairstyles???????

[B00]

No.

And i'd have bashed their heads together too, cheeky little scrotes!

[EvianBaby]

One of the lads at work commented that my hairstyle the other day looked like an empty pretzel tub.......???

[maggiebee]

New one on me JJ.

[sunny-dave]

I have heard 'Lesbian Sandals' used as a term of footwear abuse ...

[joggerjayne]

Can't visualise that, Evian!

B00, apparently their mums knew all about it, having been warned on previous occasions about the dangers of particular hairstyles.

[DTCwordfan]

"The Dragged through the Hedge Backwards" look, JJ?

A bit like this? https://lh3.googleuse...7RhEE8/big+hair+3.jpg

or like this: http://admin2.clikpic...ages/Bad_Hair_Day.jpg

[tinkerbell23]

I have- i actually had a similar discussion last night with my lesbian friend! No joke xx

[Davethedog]

What is "Lesbian Hair"? Can you have Politicians hair, you know greasy and unprepared? Actors hair - Curtains etc

[joggerjayne]

Me too, mags.

What are those, Dave?

I was reminded of this because I went for a drink with Chain Smoker Pal last night, and I had to point out to her that she had lesbian hair.

[joggerjayne]

DT ... those pics are me in the morning ... especially the second one, LOL.

[DTCwordfan]

I didnt know you and Douglas were related, JJ

[joggerjayne]

DaveDog ... politicians can't do hair, can they.

[DTCwordfan]

sunny-dave, presume lesbian shoes are jesus-creepers with more holes punched in the leather hide....?

[sunny-dave]

Like this - my friend (not of the lesbian persuasion) gets the p*ss taken every time she wears them ...

http://images.uptilo....86AD-C7C2D1B3DC73.jpg

[Sqad]

I have just this minute made some inquiries from Mrs sqad and our cleaning lady.

Short cropped hair is the archetypal lesbian style but after that they quoted a couple of lesbs who had long hair.

Make of that as you will.

[DTCwordfan]

I told you so! I love the brand name, I am "Keen" on you, Honey......

[MarkRae]

A word to the wise: don't try Googling "lesbian hair"...

[joggerjayne]

Tinky ... so it IS true !

sqad ... I think the "cropped" look has always had that connotation.

[AB Editor]

I've heard fruit/herbal tea be referred to as lesbian tea. The chap who requested it said it without a blink, so maybe there's something I don't know about echinacea.

"I have heard 'Lesbian Sandals' used as a term of footwear ..."

I believe Sappho made this look popular in the 620's (BC)

[joggerjayne]

Mark ... that's going to something a bit yucky, isn't it.