Red hot mamma

[cojones]

A lady walks into a sex shop and says "I'm looking for a personal comforter." The shop assistant takes out a few varying products and places them on the counter. "If you see nothing you like we also have the display on the wall behind me," replied the assistant. "Oh, I do like that big red on the left." "Madam, that's the fire extinguisher, the products start just to the right of it."