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it's a cracker!
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did anyone pull a cracker containing a joke that was actually funny?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I watched 'Christmas Ruined My Life' last night - including the five 'worst' cracker jokes ever, read by Bernard Manning. I thought numbers 1 and 2 were really funny -
Q. Who is the spirit of chat shows? A. The Phantom Of The Oprah.
Q. Where 's the best place to hold a party on a ship? A. Where the funnel be.
I laughed out loud at both of those, but it was late!
Where I went to Christmas dinner instead of crackers the host had bought little novelty presents, like key rings with animals that poo'd if you squeezed them. I had a cow who poo'd little balls if you lifted its tail. There was a chicken that 'laid an egg' if you squeezed it - it was all yellow and runny and then disappeared back into the chicken. Quite disgusting but caused so much hilarity, especially after a few glasses of vino! Much better than tired old crackers with floppy paper hats and age old jokes.