Worst/oddest Xmas Present Ever!

[Smowball]

Come on, we’ve all had one!
Mine is probably when I first met Mr Smow. He bought me go karting lessons! So there’s me aged mid thirties, kitted out in an orange jumpsuit and crash helmet, tryng to race round a track with a load of 15 year old boys!! I looked and felt a complete and utter wally!!
What on earth posessed him?? Lol
Over to you lot!

[Stephen_G]

Measles!

[Smowball]

Measles - oh no lol!

[-Talbot-]

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For the man who has everything :0/

[Rockrose]

I’ve said this the other day but an address book with a complete strangers addresses in it.

[hereIam]

A bird feeder, the sort you put nuts in !

[Georgiesmum]

From my other half, a pair of oven gloves and a PVC shopping bag, and a cd that I was going to buy anyway. He couldnt understand why I wasnt thrilled!

[david small]

Maltesers that I don’t eat, from a son who knows I’m diabetic.

[david small]

My then 12 year old daughter recived an old lady’s handbag with a partially sucked sweet in it. Obviously from a jumble sale. From her grandmother. Her intention was to upset her. She succeeded.

[douglas9401]

One could be forgiven for accusations of 'bloody ingrates'.

[DTCwordfan]

Smow - you in an orange jumpsuit....there would have been a lot of ABers slavering at the chops to see you on the track - or off it!

[Baldric]

This would get him noticed

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[Baldric]

Oops wrong thread, not even on the booze yet

[Georgiesmum]

I worked with a lady once and her then boyfriend bought her ONE ladies body spray for Christmas. It cost 79p. !!!!

[Smowball]

DTC sorry that made me laugh lol

[tonyav]

I know I've put it on other posts, but one Christmas I got a can of De-icer and an hatchet from one of my SIL's.

[Pyxis]

QUOTE
Come on, we’ve all had one!
Mine is probably when I first met Mr Smow. He bought me go karting lessons! So there’s me aged mid thirties, kitted out in an orange jumpsuit and crash helmet, tryng to race round a track with a load of 15 year old boys!! I looked and felt a complete and utter wally!!
What on earth posessed him?? Lol
Over to you lot!
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OH I would have loved that! And I'm nearly twice your age!

Always be up for a new experience, that's what I say!
Even if you don't like it, at least you've tried it!

Who needs 'stuff'? We all have too much 'stuff'! Roll on the new experiences!

[Pyxis]

QUOTE
I know I've put it on other posts, but one Christmas I got a can of De-icer and an hatchet from one of my SIL's.
UNQUOTE

They could turn out to be the best prezzies ever; the first could enable you to get home more quickly on a freezing night, and the second could save your life one day, if you're ever trapped in your car. :-)

[Old_Geezer]

Surely one isn't past having fun in one's mid-thirties ? However it would have been better if he'd organised for friends and relatives to have the time on the track exclusively as a group.

[Old_Geezer]

Nice jump suit, Baldric :-)

[maggiebee]

I was given bed socks one year! One that really upset my mum was the year my sister-in-law gave her a plastic tablecloth. Don't think she ever forgave her.