Trump Bans I R N Bru In His Hotel.....

[ToraToraTora]

https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trumps-hotel-in-scotland-bans-irn-bru-11366168
Apparently it stains the carpet! PMSL, looks like it's stained his boat!

[naomi24]

Hardly 'news'. I doubt he's banned it. The manager perhaps.

[Bazile]

TTT
I thought they used Ronseal on boats

Oh i see

You should be displaying more reverence to your beloved Trumpster .

[Mamyalynne]

As Naomi says, it's Ralph Porciani you need to be cross with.

[dannyk13]

Seems reasonable to me, considering the cost of the carpets.

[murraymints]

It does stain terribly

[hereIam]

Don't blame him - vile stuff !

[Hopkirk]

If it does that to carpets, what does it do to the kids?

[Mamyalynne]

Have you seen the stains left by Turmeric? We consume that too.

[dannyk13]

We don't usually have it in hotel bar though.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh - Is that what Hopkirk meant?

[Hopkirk]

No, I was thinking of hyperactivity with the colourants.

[Mamyalynne]

They'll probably ban children next then.

[douglas9401]

The Bru doesn't stain if filtered through a young worker employed on an ad hoc basis for whatever needs arise.

[Mamyalynne]

Good point, a bit much to expect said worker to be on the direct spot on the carpet where the Hotel guest spills the drink.

Needs work.

[Bazile]

Does the Bru and Haggis go together ?

[Mamyalynne]

Yes, they book a family room.

[Bazile]

i hope they are married - (which reminds me of a Fawlty Towers episode )

[douglas9401]

It does indeed, Bazile, cuts the natural spicyness of the creature well.

If you leave the claws in a glass of it overnight they turn soft and make an excellent chewing gum substitute.

[gingejbee]

"PMSL"....that'll stain the carpet, too.

[douglas9401]

I had moved on from carpets, nurse, but I suspect you got that.