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Corrie - Ministry of silly walks?
In the street scene at the start of Corrie tonight was it just me or did anyone else notice that Gail was bobbing up & down as though she'd lost the heel from one of her shoes? or maybe she was walking with one foot in the gutter like you did when you were little? It just looked so funny to me.
And why does Deirdre always stride out around their tiny house with her arms swinging as though she's on a brisk 5 mile hike?
No insults from soap haters please...I know I should get out more :o)
And why does Deirdre always stride out around their tiny house with her arms swinging as though she's on a brisk 5 mile hike?
No insults from soap haters please...I know I should get out more :o)
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come's up for air from kips jacuzzi..bloomin heck..talk about suck them in and blow them out in bubbles
the womans a maneater.When she said jump in and help yerself to me Smorgasboard..I thought she meant we would be sharing a buffet... hehe..!
yep i watched that to Shaney....his great great grandfather was a bounder alright.It reminded me of my great grandfather who was a bigamist..he was married to 3 woman at the same time and ened up in prison...!(:O)
I always have a chuckle at jude's handymen....there not much cop..but they keep jude and maggie happy.wink wink..hehe...erm..bet that robinia's got her own circle going....hahahaha...!
by heck...its hardly safe being a handyman in derby is it..before you know it they drag you in drug yer tea and tie you to the banistairs hahahaha..
went upstairs and had a smoke somebody spoke and I went into a dream~~~::(((*_*)))::~~~
come's up for air from kips jacuzzi..bloomin heck..talk about suck them in and blow them out in bubbles
the womans a maneater.When she said jump in and help yerself to me Smorgasboard..I thought she meant we would be sharing a buffet... hehe..!
yep i watched that to Shaney....his great great grandfather was a bounder alright.It reminded me of my great grandfather who was a bigamist..he was married to 3 woman at the same time and ened up in prison...!(:O)
I always have a chuckle at jude's handymen....there not much cop..but they keep jude and maggie happy.wink wink..hehe...erm..bet that robinia's got her own circle going....hahahaha...!
by heck...its hardly safe being a handyman in derby is it..before you know it they drag you in drug yer tea and tie you to the banistairs hahahaha..
went upstairs and had a smoke somebody spoke and I went into a dream~~~::(((*_*)))::~~~
Morning dudes...ain't no sunshine here, only dark clouds....
Didn't see John Hurt (thanks to a long phone call, tut) ....whenever we start asking about our past we keep getting the old 'all the papers were lost in the war' chestnut...hmmmm.
I don't think a series about my handymen would be in the comedy section ;o). Well there was a joiner who took two yrs to finish the job (!) .......(Hint for Jude - make 'em a chs & pckl sndwch, it's a sure fire winner).
It was a good relationship while it lasted.... and he made a pretty mean sponge cake, haha, what more does a woman need?
It caused a few nets to twitch, like I care, but what the hell's wrong with meeting someone that way? He'd been here all day initially & you get to know an awful lot in that time. Seems a better way than picking a guy up in a bar & seeing him again after a half hour (probably drunken) chat....
hey ho that's enough confessions from me pre the watershed....now, where's me yellow pages? :o)
Didn't see John Hurt (thanks to a long phone call, tut) ....whenever we start asking about our past we keep getting the old 'all the papers were lost in the war' chestnut...hmmmm.
I don't think a series about my handymen would be in the comedy section ;o). Well there was a joiner who took two yrs to finish the job (!) .......(Hint for Jude - make 'em a chs & pckl sndwch, it's a sure fire winner).
It was a good relationship while it lasted.... and he made a pretty mean sponge cake, haha, what more does a woman need?
It caused a few nets to twitch, like I care, but what the hell's wrong with meeting someone that way? He'd been here all day initially & you get to know an awful lot in that time. Seems a better way than picking a guy up in a bar & seeing him again after a half hour (probably drunken) chat....
hey ho that's enough confessions from me pre the watershed....now, where's me yellow pages? :o)
Goodness me ...it's taken me half a bottle of gin and a chs snwch to finally make an appearance !
Handy men ? Hmmm..I had a chap once who came round to do some work in the kitchen ..tiling and so on ....friend of a friend type of thing ..I ended up throwing his clobber and his ladder down the steps and telling where to go .He had more tentacles than an octopus !
Handy men ? Hmmm..I had a chap once who came round to do some work in the kitchen ..tiling and so on ....friend of a friend type of thing ..I ended up throwing his clobber and his ladder down the steps and telling where to go .He had more tentacles than an octopus !
Ooooh Soir de Paree by Bourjois ....that brings back memories ....that lovely little blue bottle ..bet they are worth a couple of bob now .It used to smell quaite naice actually .
I was in the Co op the other day .We've a got a department store one and they had Pagan !
I was very tempted !
Mind you it may have been very old stock and would probably have been more cats pee than Paree .
I was in the Co op the other day .We've a got a department store one and they had Pagan !
I was very tempted !
Mind you it may have been very old stock and would probably have been more cats pee than Paree .
Jude and I share some of these handymen!!!!! I got her the painter and she got me the gardener - The gardener spend most of yesterday afternoon fighting my dog off.She thinks he is wonderful (the dog not Jude.) The painter came last week and painted a whole wall!!! He has painted this about three times because I keep changing my mind. Instead of wringing me by the hand he will be wringing me by the neck. lol Jude if you see this. ttfn.
And the groper
.Well ..having got the results of my blood test I find that there is B all wrong me (itises and ologies aside) so I shall just have to self medicate .
My butler has written me a prescription
Two tsp Gin four times a day ..taken before Sugar Puffs .
.Well ..having got the results of my blood test I find that there is B all wrong me (itises and ologies aside) so I shall just have to self medicate .
My butler has written me a prescription
Two tsp Gin four times a day ..taken before Sugar Puffs .
well that's good news shaney but I'd question your prescription...you sure it doesn't read 2 tcups of gin?
looks like he's taking the medicine himself....
Vinny
we can bear all the info you'd care to share :o)
looks like he's taking the medicine himself....
Vinny
we can bear all the info you'd care to share :o)
Morning All hope you are all ok and Hi Maggie See you Tuesday all being well. The hole in my ceiling is looking more filled in now it's been plastered and my plumber is coming to paint it over for me. I went out last night to my usual haunt but it was a bit dead. Nobody got up to dance all night including me. Don't know what's up. We went to another place halfway through the night and that was just as bad so we went back to the first one. Lol. We have decided we have to find somewhere else to go. I'm thinking of going to a night class during the winter to do something or other. Anybody got any suggestions. (Be careful what you come up with Vinny) Well this afternoon is match day for me Derby play Newcastle at home. I'm afraid I don't give us much hope of a win after the disastrous start this season but I will suppport them no matter what not that any of you biddies are interested.
Off now to do a bit of cleaning ugh!! See you later :o)
Off now to do a bit of cleaning ugh!! See you later :o)
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just passin' through....lovely day
aagghhh!! somebodys cut me thingy off
on no..its just me plug..(:O)
sowwy ribenia..only I watched Priscilla queen of the desert last night.....there costumes are so good.
I have kept an eye on the footy jude,but sometimes its best not to say anything...!!yo
zoooms of to garden>>>>(:O)
aagghhh!! somebodys cut me thingy off
on no..its just me plug..(:O)
sowwy ribenia..only I watched Priscilla queen of the desert last night.....there costumes are so good.
I have kept an eye on the footy jude,but sometimes its best not to say anything...!!yo
zoooms of to garden>>>>(:O)
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