Standing room on Ryanair flights...

[sandyRoe]

They're thinking of passengers standing on some of their flights. How much would they charge to let you hang on to the undercarriage?

[Bbbananas]

Ask an Albanian.

[McMouse]

^^^^^^Big smile on face

[jackthehat]

It's never going to happen.

[Bbbananas]

It's against Elfin Safety, surely.

[bigfoot3000]

Lol standing room? Will they have a section at the back with an overhead rail and miserable passengers reading the metro newspaper whilst trying to avoid eye contact?

[LoftyLottie]

We used to get flights like that from Luton Airport as I remember when I worked there. No problems at all - the horses were quite happy!!

[Bbbananas]

Or should that be Leprechaun Safety?

[supersuezy24]

This is beyond a Joke, Michael O'Leary makes me cringe so much, I thought charging people to use the toilets on the planes was ridiculous but this takes the biscuit!!!

[Bbbananas]

Not free biscuits I bet.....?

[supersuezy24]

Course not Salla, these biscuits are 3 quid dearer than regular biscuits haha

[LoftyLottie]

O'Leary's latest aircraft ready for take off

http://www.nasm.si.edu/blogmedia/wings1.jpg

[Bbbananas]

I have to say I have flown with Ryanair to the smaller airports of France over the last 3 years or so - I had no complaints other than the pathetic leg room (I have long restless legs). But then, I have the bladder capacity of an elephant and never need to pee. And I take my own food, books & biscuits .

[bigfoot3000]

Salla people are always complaining about Ryanairs legroom, the other day I was on a flight with a group of Russian contortionists and they were all exclaiming that the leg space was more then sufficient! Especially Angelina (Picture below)

http://printliberatio...ontortionists-321.jpg

[jackthehat]

^ Angelina took a picture of you, too !!

http://www.clown-foru...outs-bendy-enough.jpg