Well I think it's high time..

[NoMercy]

we put all the unpleasantness aside for one evening and have a nice thread.

What animals do you have, and what are their names?

I have a beautiful dog (as if you didn't already know) and his name is Alfie... :-)

[mccfluff]

hi nm, i have a hairy sh!tbag devil cat called murphy

[NoMercy]

And I'm sure Murphy loves you too, Fluffy ! lol

Wow Melons, do you milk him daily?

[sara3]

him??

[cazzz1975]

I have no pets so I didnt know if I should post here, the ants left months ago

[mccfluff]

him?

yep shes sprawled over my lap right now so i'm having hold hold my lappy in one hand and type one handed!

[NoMercy]

That was a joke, Sara ;-)

[Prudentia]

I have my lovely maid and companion margaret and my equally lovely cat corky, and with both i am blisfully happy. Prudentia xxx

[vulcan]

hey, NoMercy, I bet the bull wouldn't think it was a joke if you tried to milk him.

[NoMercy]

Does Corky ever get to share a glass of your Lindeman's Bin 69 Chardonnay, Pru?

Alf loves a drop of wheat beer.

I got chased by a bull a few weeks ago, Vulcan. I had to leg it into the next field.

[vulcan]

were you carrying a bucket ?

[NoMercy]

No, it was a cheese and pickle sandwich.

[Prudentia]

corky always gets the very best there is, a little lap of the lindemans bin 65 whets his appetite before he tucks into his fresh caught trout. I love him to bits!!!!

[mccfluff]

that ws your mistake NM bulls don't like pickle! and melons your getting chased bu c0cks daily......

[20SilkCut]

lol...you're a lucky girl Melons....a couple of cocks? ;-)

[craft1948]

melons.....ummmm has the same problem......is yours ginger as well?

[honky-tonk]

I have a goldfish named Bubbles on FaceBook.

[craft1948]

Most people know my dog Casper 'cos he had a birthday thread in May........

[sara3]

I have a beautiful cat called Colin.