Chinese Whispers...

[Bobbisox]

this could run and run but then again it could fall as flat as a fart...lol, wtf cares he-he, here goes!

In a small village in the English countryside, lived a Mr...... with his.... (your turn)

[NoMercy]

Mr Ben Dover with his sister Eileen...

[logic]

and her step sister Poppy tupper,

[20SilkCut]

and their two brothers Patrickfitzgerald and Geraldfitzpatrick

[logic]

who was having an affair with Hugh Jampton,

[pericat]

Now one very dark dismal day

[logic]

( this story is starting to go a bit queer,)

[20SilkCut]

....a stranger came calling....he was bearing gifts such as......

[pericat]

2 packets of crisps and a boomerang

[NoMercy]

Gold, frankinsense and tickets to the World Cup Final in South Africa

[craft1948]

and some myhrr.........where do you buy myhrr?

[20SilkCut]

in a myrrhh shop of course Craft...lol

he also had 20 fags and a big bottle of vodka

[pericat]

Which he poured down the sink as he never drank alcohol on a Sunday

[redman41]

In Myrrhinsons !

[craft1948]

PMSL @ redman.....

[20SilkCut]

Eileen got really mad and hit the stranger over the head with a large hammer she kept down her knickers.....

[logic]

But the 20 fags were not ciggys, they were young boys,

[20SilkCut]

keep it clean logic...they were all over 18....

[Bobbisox]

to keep it safe as nobody went in ther, she lifted it out and rinsed it in...

[pericat]

Now this stranger happened to be

[craft1948]

Clit bang........