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All the MJ jokes that are going around here!!!!
Apparently he died of a heart attack when he discovered BOYZ2MEN is a band, not a delivery service.
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Did you hear Michael Jackson died? With all that plastic surgery they are not sure whether to have a funeral or a Tupperware party!
The coroner does not think Jackson's death is due to the good times. He is however, blaming the boogie!
Apparently the cause of Michael Jackson's death was swallowing 12 year old nuts.
McDonald's will be releasing a new burger to commemorate Michael Jackson's stellar music career. It will be a 50 year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.
Michael Jackson left it in his will that he wanted to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the little kids could still play with him.
The hospital will not be able to dispose Michael Jackson's body until Tuesday, because it not recycling
week this week.
Apparently, due to MJs body consisting of 98% plastic, he will be melted into Lego blocks and distributed to children so they can play with him forever.
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom...and Class 4C in his bedroom.
Did you hear Michael Jackson died? With all that plastic surgery they are not sure whether to have a funeral or a Tupperware party!
The coroner does not think Jackson's death is due to the good times. He is however, blaming the boogie!
Apparently the cause of Michael Jackson's death was swallowing 12 year old nuts.
McDonald's will be releasing a new burger to commemorate Michael Jackson's stellar music career. It will be a 50 year old piece of meat between two ten year old buns.
Michael Jackson left it in his will that he wanted to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the little kids could still play with him.
The hospital will not be able to dispose Michael Jackson's body until Tuesday, because it not recycling
week this week.
Apparently, due to MJs body consisting of 98% plastic, he will be melted into Lego blocks and distributed to children so they can play with him forever.
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Ah, factor, one of the lecturers, thank you for your kind wishes about my health.
You know, mate, no matter how much I may disagree with another's points of view on these posts, I would never dream of wishing such a horrendous thing on them.
Have a good look in the mirror - if you can stand the sight.
You know, mate, no matter how much I may disagree with another's points of view on these posts, I would never dream of wishing such a horrendous thing on them.
Have a good look in the mirror - if you can stand the sight.
