Blonde joke.

[logic]

A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says,
''Look, a dead bird.''

And the blonde looks up and says, ''Where?''

[daniela31]

reported.....predjudiced against blondes.

[Bbbananas]

I have to admit I didn't get that straight away. Derrr....
I had a real blonde moment there (& I'm a brunette).

I need a caffeine fix...

[snagged]

What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?

A brain tumor.

[corrie-anne]

TUT TUT,
I'll get you for that loggy,
grrrrrr.

[logic]

Hey Corine, where are you ?

[joggerjayne]

Very good x

[corrie-anne]

Tenerife, at my frieds pad. on the Golf.

[Gormless]

How about this one.

First man: What are you having for tea?
Second man: Guess
First man: No, you tell me
Second man: Oh alright then

[logic]

It's ok for some. :-)

[logic]

Err, Am i missing something there gormless

[daniela31]

1st bloke says...'didn't I see you in Blackpool last week'
2nd bloke says...'I wasn't in Blackpool last week.'
1st bloke says....'neither was I, it must have been two other fellers...'

[logic]

aaaaaaaaaaarrrggggghhh

[blessed]

LOL @ Gormless

PMSL !!!! @ daniela31

[snagged]

1st bloke: "Did ya hear about Danny's accident?"
2nd bloke: "No what happened?"
1st bloke: "Got his hand caught in one of the pressing machine rotors."
2nd bloke: "Jeeez... was he badly hurt?"
1st bloke: "Got one of fingers ripped off !"
2nd bloke: "Whaaa... the whole finger?"
1st bloke: "No... the one beside it."

[logic]

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around at Home Depot
when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking
for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs,
big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours.

[daniela31]

A drunk cycling home one night and two nuns pass on either side of him. He says....'I bet she can't do that again!!'

[Gormless]

That's 4 nuns then

[daniela31]

That was me....I'm always getting lost in big shops!
;-)