Should I finish with my boyfriend?

[chappie]

Good evening all you super smashing lovely guys and gals on AB. Can you help me with a wee problem?

I have been seeing a chap for several months now. We have always been very open and honest with each other. Last night I decided it was time to take things a step further (won't go into detail, you all know what I mean).

Well, the long and the short of it is - he removed his strides, and lo and behold ......... to my shock and amazement, I discovered he has only one leg!

My question is, do I keep seeing him, or shall I tell him to hop it?

Worried,
Yorkshire.

[dabees]

Good job you didn't strip first, he's hardly in a position to leg it.

[Rtaxron]

It depends on how long his middle leg is : -) xxx

[4GS]

Why should you tell him to 'leg it'? Have you asked him why he's only got one leg? Perhaps he lost it in childhood, or as a result of an industrial accident, or as a soldier during military operations.
Does only having one leg make one less of a person (ok, he'll be sh1te in an arse kicking contest) but, ffs, give the guy a chance will ya????

[ELVIS68]

What did you want his leg for.?..surely you`re not THAT saggy?

[chappie]

My good fellow, 4GS, 'tis not the fact that he only has one leg - nay, I can accept that without prejudice.

It is that he did not tell me he was deficient to the tune of one leg, during our previous months of frank and honest discussion.

Nay, his missing leg matters not a jot.

(And on the positive side - his socks last him twice as long - every cloud has a silver lining).

Elvis, thank you for your offering. You have a good point there. I am known around here as "old floppy t!ts" - any suggestions for said wooden leg would be gratefully received.

[LEGENDbourne]

Are you really that shallow?

Or in all honesty is this just an exposure of what we already suspected?

Well me anyway.
Much much more of the same .


Not big and definitely not clever.


DID THIS HELP?

[chappie]

Young man, take that back immediately.

I am not shallow. I am 6ft 7ins tall. And I am a mathematical genius. So there.

[LEGENDbourne]

As i suspected from day one .

Sorry chappy but your covers blown.
Been nice chattin.


Hasta la vista.



DID THIS HELP?

[chappie]

Pray tell - what did you suspect?

[shanx]

pray tell !!!! enough said mmm < got to be wardy and dot surerly ?

[LEGENDbourne]

As i suspected chappy is yet another fake user and its exposed itself here .

Sadly you sounded ok but obviously to continue the charade of normality was a step too far?

See you unde ryour next incarnation.
Please dont reply to me as chappy as my ignoring of you may look ignorant when infact its just desserts for you.



DID THIS HELP???

[chappie]

Has one partaken of too many alcoholic beverages this evening, pray tell, LEGENDbourne?

One appears to be rambling somewhat.

[shanx]

i think dot got a huge wardrobe and dresses up as a different person to suite her personality for that day < tonight mathew i am going to be > sad enit (bless )

[shanx]

sod off wardy < you are getting a bit boring with your none trivia < stupid old git .

[LEGENDbourne]

Shanx was suspicious of this particular bint.
Its interest in me rang alarm bells straight away.
Nonetheless i gave it enough rope and now its swingin in the breeze.

Sad that folk feel the need to disguise themselves?


POKER ANYONE ?






BTW





DID THIS FKIN HELP ?????

[pastafreak]

Sheeeesh! chappie......you're a tall girl!......but I guess you are not...mmmmm!

[LEGENDbourne]

6 7 my arrrrse



kiss my nuggets you fake



did this help ???