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perigra | 23:00 Sat 15th Mar 2008 | ChatterBank
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isn't it about time we had a new religion?

i'm feeling quite divine at the moment!

anyone want to worship me?
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Can I just intervene in this divinity?
23:03 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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what are the rules?

do you have a picture we can worship?
23:04 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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cazz, i have seen perigras piccy and believe me, he is worth worshipping!

count me in! what do i have to do?
23:06 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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got no holy booka at the moment, you'll just have to read the posts on ab untill we do
23:07 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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well i'll be needing a high priest/priestess.

any ideas who it should be?
23:08 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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Yikes!!!...I thought perigra was a girl (oops)......!! thought it was about time we had a female divinity---there are so many bloody male ones about...hmmmm,will have to think about this one-lol
23:10 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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wizard, under my pillow now :-)
23:13 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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really jules? is he on facebook ?

do we have to wear special garb to be a follower and what are the core beliefs of this religion?
23:15 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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no special garb, no ceremonies, no wars to fought in my name (unless someone is being particulary disrespectful)

all other religions will be tolerated (but laughed at)

no harm will be done to others (unless they're really asking for it)

you will officially be allowed to use your religion as an excuse to get away with minor crimes
eg when asked by traffic cop why you didn't stop at the red ligh, you can reply "it's against my religion"

i'll think of other stuff, just give me time
23:27 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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hi wizard, lol you do look peeved, my facebook picture looks miserable as well :D
23:29 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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liking that perigra, but how are the filfth er I mean the police going to recognise that my religion is legit?
23:30 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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its on the answerbank appreciation page on facebook, we are all there, well most of us!
23:31 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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Na bu5555er of
23:31 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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cazz is lovely and if youre nice to her, she will knit you a wooly jockstrap!
23:31 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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no problem cazz, there'll be an aura arround you (probably) and he'll fear you but he won't know exactly why!
23:32 Sat 15th Mar 2008
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that was a designer one off jules, doc wouldnt let me get his measurements, so it was baggy :S
23:33 Sat 15th Mar 2008

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