can we stop it with the silliness, we all know what will happen. In the pubs that are really pubs that do food, we'll order some sort of dish and then sit there drinking as normal. If a Scotch egg is on the menu great. If a bag of chips is on there we'll order 1 between all of us and probably not eat it. Doesn't matter what constitutes a substantial meal in reality, it only matters that the joint in question has one on the menu so they can open the kin doors! Get real people.