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Are we nearly there yet?
I phoned my son whilst at work to ask him if he could get a loaf of bread. (By the time I finish work, the bloody shelves are empty...no point anymore in even trying to get bread etc)
He managed to buy a loaf. On the way back he stopped to speak, briefly, to a friend,
Promptly got moved on by plod.
Here it comes....
Dont speak to a friend in passing whatever you do.
Be asking for your papers next!!
I phoned my son whilst at work to ask him if he could get a loaf of bread. (By the time I finish work, the bloody shelves are empty...no point anymore in even trying to get bread etc)
He managed to buy a loaf. On the way back he stopped to speak, briefly, to a friend,
Promptly got moved on by plod.
Here it comes....
Dont speak to a friend in passing whatever you do.
Be asking for your papers next!!
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I would always normally defend the police but the way they are suddenly visible carrying out this new power irritates me beyond measure - partly because they were never so actively keen to enforce laws before and partly because I don't actually agree with stopping people from being in the countryside at the moment.
//Damned unlucky with plod you and yours, nailit.//
Guess so. Much like the people of Derbyshire?
//I was out on my bike earlier, rode past the cop shop and their car park was full of squad cars. That's the only place I've seen any//
Aint you the lucky one then? Stoke city centre is teeming with them.
Nothing to do. No shoplifters to arrest because nothing (worthwhile) to lift. No pub drunks to arrest because n pubs open.
What has the world come to when theres no-one left to arrest except a bloke talking to his mate eh?
Guess so. Much like the people of Derbyshire?
//I was out on my bike earlier, rode past the cop shop and their car park was full of squad cars. That's the only place I've seen any//
Aint you the lucky one then? Stoke city centre is teeming with them.
Nothing to do. No shoplifters to arrest because nothing (worthwhile) to lift. No pub drunks to arrest because n pubs open.
What has the world come to when theres no-one left to arrest except a bloke talking to his mate eh?
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