Is it my fault or yours?
Don't blame me!
Am just looking for an argument, aren't I?
What about you?
Feeling argumentatative?
Oh yes you are!
Oh no you are are not!
Hi, Theland. Do you mind if we don't argue tonight? I hope you're well. Just relax and think back to your childhood - playing in the street; molten tar between the cobbles; warm horse manure in the gutter; babies held over the tar boilers to clear their chests; blackjacks four a penny; fruit salads ditto; fishing for perch and roach in the flashes; steam trains; coal barges on the cut; teachers who smoked in the stationery cupboard; christian brothers who produced their hard leather tawse from under their cassock to give you a taste of holy justice; sneaking into the pill hall and puffing naughty fags.
Don't you find it mad how roman roads considering how long they've been about are still in pretty good nick yet round my ends the council makes roads that get huge pot holes in less than 3 years