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Janet And John Go On Holiday.
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Episode One.....
Janet and John usually holiday with a group of friends. This year the friends had to drop out which left Janet and John holidaying together.
What could go wrong?
Well, Storm Doris for a start......and a mysterious suitcase and "medical emergency" on the plane which led to some hours spent sitting in a rocking plane on the runway......they drank wine......
Janet and John had researched well and booked a two bedroom apartment in an area of the city they loved......an expensive area but the description and photos looked lovely.....and they were happy to pay for the location.....they toasted their future holiday with wine.......
Janet and John arrived at the apartment......not as snazzy as the photos and blurb had suggested but very okay......they opened wine......
What went wrong?........To be continued......x
Janet and John usually holiday with a group of friends. This year the friends had to drop out which left Janet and John holidaying together.
What could go wrong?
Well, Storm Doris for a start......and a mysterious suitcase and "medical emergency" on the plane which led to some hours spent sitting in a rocking plane on the runway......they drank wine......
Janet and John had researched well and booked a two bedroom apartment in an area of the city they loved......an expensive area but the description and photos looked lovely.....and they were happy to pay for the location.....they toasted their future holiday with wine.......
Janet and John arrived at the apartment......not as snazzy as the photos and blurb had suggested but very okay......they opened wine......
What went wrong?........To be continued......x
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Episode Two
John is a big chap so he takes the big room with the big bed....
Janet takes her case into her room.......and realises it's a cupboard.......a cupboard with a single bed and a little stanted table at the bottom of the bed.....
Janet looks at her case full of clothes, makeup, shoes, ipad, books, hairdryer......and sighs.....
Janet listens to John unpacking into his wardrobe and drawers.......and opens the wine.......
John is a big chap so he takes the big room with the big bed....
Janet takes her case into her room.......and realises it's a cupboard.......a cupboard with a single bed and a little stanted table at the bottom of the bed.....
Janet looks at her case full of clothes, makeup, shoes, ipad, books, hairdryer......and sighs.....
Janet listens to John unpacking into his wardrobe and drawers.......and opens the wine.......
No, Tilly......Janet is very kind......she'd never put large John into a cupboard with a draining board for a bed.....
She will suffer in silence.........well that bit's a fib..... Silence is not one of Janet's virtues.....
Hi, Minty.......that would be preferable to what happened over the next few days......xx
She will suffer in silence.........well that bit's a fib..... Silence is not one of Janet's virtues.....
Hi, Minty.......that would be preferable to what happened over the next few days......xx
