Your Love Life Revealed ...

[sunny-dave]

... pick up the book nearest to you - turn to page 45 - the first sentence will supposedly reveal all about your current love life.

This is, of course, a load of old cock ...

... but mine says :


"But now, according to God's current earthly representatives, a judgement had to be made"

(On The Map - Simon Garfield)


... hmmm

[murraymints]

sounds about right...

the school's pastor had offered the his office..

Rebus..standing in another man's grave

[murraymints]

them..^^

[Barmaid]

Closest book atm says:-

"It has been held that a will is revoked by the subsequent marriage of the testator even though the marriage may be voidable."

Hmmmmmmm.

[bookbinder]

Of course it's a load of rubbish! I picked up 'Windows Vista for Dummies', turned to page 45, and what do I see?
'Prefer your Sudoku game gadget on top? Drag it up there.'
Now, I ask you, what could having anything on top, and dragging it up there, have to do with my love life?

[excelsior-1]

'george mélies' latest film voyage to the moon is an unprecedented triumph'

[Arksided]

"Oh, he'll be, he'll be, I know he'll be! the White Lady sobbed."

Ghost stories - a collection of.

I'm at my brothers and half expected it to be Mr Frodo... lol.

[Sqad]

"With one bound, he was by her side and she moaned gently as he ripped the thin silk.............."

[berniecuddles]

LOL ~@ SQAD

[Canary42]

"10.30p.m. Great. Not only am I isolated and alone but also, now clearly unpopular."

Bridget Jones, Mad About the Boy

Strictly speaking the first sentence is just "Great", so I suppose that's not so bad.

[Barmaid]

lol @ Scrivens.

[ummmm]

So predictable, Sqad, so predictable...

[EcclesCake]

"What happened?"

I was enjoying peter robinson..........

[murraymints]

Sqad !! you made that up !!....you writing for mills and boon now? lol


get off you stupid man , she screamed, that was my best blouse !!

[cupid04]

sqad you made that up!!!

[Psybbo]

'Sara didn't laugh at the joke' Criminal Karin Slaughter
Now that is spooky - she didn't!

[Prudie]

Oh dear
' It went Ssssapp! To Ralph it kind of sounded like a balloon deflating'

[sunny-dave]

Prudie heading for Best Answer so far ...

[Stephen_G]

`Very good. Very realistic.'

(Fibber In The Heat - Miles Jupp)

Erm..... [He blags his way onto the England Cricket team's tour of India, posing as a Journalist for BBC Scotland and the Western Mail, who are/were based in Swansea]