Nude Bike Ride

[queencharlotte]

tomorrow, noon, Exeter City Centre. Hope it doesn`t rain as all those bare bottoms on leather saddles might make it slippery.

[Quassia]

Shudder lol!

[NoMercy]

We;ve got torrential hailstones here atm. :-(

[craft1948]

Ours was last Saturday in York..............it didn't get much press coverage.

[sandyRoe]

Sometimes I think that I would like
To be the saddle on a bike.

What's it in aid of, charity?

[stokemaveric]

lets hope nothing gets caught in the spokes....

[Old_Geezer]

UTube vid or it didn't happen ;-)

[LoftyLottie]

There is something very unsavoury about nude bottoms on saddles (or chairs of any kind). Yuk!!

[Answerprancer]

I agree LL and sorry if this is 'too much information' but the anus must come in direct contact with the highest point of the saddle, what happens if you let rip with a wet one ?

[sandyRoe]

You might skid?

[moonraker558]

Got my telephoto lens fitted and REARing to go

[LoftyLottie]

You have just put me off my chocolate biscuit AP. I have nothing against Nudity and naturists, etc. as long as nude bottoms don't sit anywhere in my home/car!! Yuk, yuk, yuk again.

[Dee Sa]

answerprancer you are awful but I like you ! maybe a towel over the saddle would help or a towelling saddle cover. Talk about "Blazing Saddles".

[Answerprancer]

On normal chairs it shouldn't be a problem because the 'cleft' would raise the position of the anal opening in such a way that it would be clear of the chair's surface.
But a bicycle saddle arches upwards INTO the cleft. (As this diagram explains)
http://i1028.photobuc...348/Photator/Anus.jpg

[mrs.chappie]

Reading this thread and AP's replies reminds me of why I love AB. There's nowhere quite like it. :o)

[piggynose]

here it is... Media URL: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-13380981
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[piggynose]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ngland-devon-13380981

[jno]

AP is starting to display as much interest in anuses (ani?) as joeluke, which is unsettling.

[Euphemia]

I was thinking of buying a second hand bike, but perhaps not.

[LoftyLottie]

But it's any leakage and violent explosions that would worry me and sweaty bums!!

[B00]

LMAO!!! (pun intended) at AP's diagram, fantastic!!!