// got lucky at the ugly bug ball // Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried, To a sympathetic beetle by his side. "I've got nobody to hug, I'm such an ugly bug." Then a SPIDER and a dragon fly replied, "If you're serious and want to win a bride, Come along with us, To the glorious Annual ugly bug ball."
We have a houseful of spiders at present. They are cannibals! They fascinate me now and I used to run from them until I lived in a very old place with beams and hidey holes for them. They are looking very big and fat at the moment, so obviously eating well!
Shouldn't have clicked on this thread. I'd rather have what they eat than them. Horrible, evil, sly, skittery sods. I genuinely have a bad thing about them & yes, I know it's completely irrational.
I really tried with one, lottie. George by name. He popped out regularly from under a skirting board and popped back again … but as time went on he seemed to be getting bigger and bigger … until eventually …whoosh! He was no more.
The bigger the spider, the bigger the web they can spin and the more flies they can catch.
Probably not scientifically true, but that's my mantra as regards our leggy fiends.
I know - and I live in virtual sackcloth and ashes at spider time. The stupid thing is I can get something like a great big wasp in a glass and put it out - and that can sting me! It makes no sense at all.
Imagine coming back in your next reincarnation as a spider. Every time you heard a vacuum being switched on you'd think your time had come.
And if you were a male who thought you'd got lucky at the ugly bug ball, well...