What is the worst little thing that can happen to you?
For me, it is a toss up between a paper cut on my index finger and inadvertently biting on tin foil with an amalgam filled tooth.
Both can spoil my day
Realising I have fun out of live food for the blue tits as knowing I will have to go out or face a lot of demanding chirps.... Which sets off the canary.... Which means I can't hear the tv...
shedman, I am sure there are exercises you can do tighten your sphincter, that has never happened to me (thankfully).
Paronychia is nasty, I've had it.
Rowan, I used to have a cockatiel and he always drowned out the punchline, he had an innate knack for it. Couldn't shut him up during Corrie, he loved the theme tune