Well, I Can't See The Concern....

[gness]

Granted there was a slight problem with the accommodation I booked last weekend for my brother and his wife, my daughter and yours truly....eviction and banning from a B&B isn't that awful.....well not after a few glasses of red and a couple of pints of the black stuff..........☺

I have booked the accommodation in Ireland for the four of us again.....they seem worried that there could be.....well, slight problems...I suppose.

Honestly...some folk.....no faith at all in my belief that lightning never strikes twice....does it?....☺☺☺

[bookbinder]

You seem to have a bit of a reputation in some quarters, gness.

[grasscarp]

Dont look around the accommodation while you are sober.

[cupid04]

You could make a fortune if you wrote a book. Call it gness's mishaps...

[murraymints]

G...I have every....nearly...confidence in you !!

[cupid04]

Or Carry on Guinness....

[EcclesCake]

Re lightning not striking twice.....

A new golf course opened near me. A prospective member went out to play a few holes and decide if he liked the course. He was struck by lightning. Having recovered he was invited back to the course for a free round on the course and at the 19th hole. He was again struck by lightning. He did not join that club.

Good luck with your hotel search!

[murraymints]

Bags I write the foreword cupid ..as G' s protogeé....

[Baldric]

Bejesus! do they still have those 'No Irish, No Dogs' B&B's down there?

[grasscarp]

... or Gness's messes

[aelmpvw]

might be worth ringing them to pull the toilet chain prior to your arrival, just to be on the safe side

[gness]

Baldric...we came after the dogs....xx

I wish Eccles hadn't seen this thread.... :-(

Do you know....my family are writing poems about my weekend....next time we have a party they'll have set them to music....

No...everything will be fine.....just fine....I know it will and I have my statue of St. Theresa in my hand luggage.....☺

[Captain2]

Think it's St Jude you need gness!

[anneasquith]

maybe be better st jude ?

[gness]

Would it not look funny to have Jude and Theresa in the same bag.....Anthony is in the hold luggage.....

Anyway....have you lot no faith in me either...and does anyone want a candle lighting at Knock?...x

[Captain2]

That's the church burnt down then.

[anneasquith]

oh I never refuse a candle, thanks ( do I have to pay you ) ?

[EcclesCake]

Sorry :-(

[bookbinder]

St. Theresa was a great believer in the power of holy water, gness. Is there not a hint of some sort there?

[shoota]

Knock knock....
Who's there?
G'ness.
We're closed.........

[gness]

Noooo, Captain.....that was the church at Ahagower....and I wasn't there...well not that day....☺

Forgiven, Eccles.....I'm not playing golf anyway...xx

Of course you don't pay, Anne.....I nick the candles from nuns.....☺