A work colleague had a birthday last Friday so I sent her a card which I had semi-created myself, thinking she needed cheering up. The front of the card was a photo of a cockatoo (you can guess what's coming.......).
I put on the outside "*****'s husband always said she was partial to a cock-a-two......"
& followed it up on the inside by putting "And here's hoping you 'get one' on your birthday".
told another work colleague today who gasped in horror. This lady's husband is only attending the ED clinic (erectile dysfunction) for impotence....
One of my former colleagues got another colleague a rather special 60th birthday card last year not realising she isn't actually 60 until this year!
Had a friend who was out with a fomer object of my (unrequited) affection recently who was remarking to him that a girl in the bar was looking really tarty only to later to find out later from other friends that she is his new girlfriend!
Never mind salls, I get the idea that a card to embarrass you has not yet been produced. Still, I bet your friends and colleagues do a lot of retail market research and live in constant hope ;o)
ttfn - I did get a very crude one once, something about a shepherd's pie - & that's all I'm saying. It was after a particularly bad bout of gastroenteritis. That did make me blush a tad.... ;-)