bored of the 8-5

[nick simpson]

If you were young, fit, adventureous and goodlooking, what exciting career would you choose? (male)

[dot.hawkes]

i have an opening for just such a male, he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast, well, not fast necessarily. (Don't tell bob i posted this you guys) lol

[Redbel]

A Lifeguard.......You could rescue me anyday.... :-)

[dot.hawkes]

oi, you lilo lil type person, i saw this thread first, get your own toyboy

[mycatis]

Man servant to Miss Cat

Apply to Cat Towers
1 The Answerbank
AB1 999
Please enclose a full CV, vital statistics and photos

[dot.hawkes]

trollop,

[Redbel]

Nick.......take no notice of them trollops.....I'll be your agent if you want!!!

[dot.hawkes]

elbows the scouse tart aside

never mind her she's all stocking tops and no knickers

[mycatis]

WHAT? I need his vitals stats to get a uniform made up! jeesh I dont know, mind in the gutter some people!

[Redbel]

Oh Dot......no need for that....I don't wear stockings either.....LOL

[mycatis]

ah you didnt mean me ha ha phew!
In that case.. yeah you trollop Bez!

[dot.hawkes]

oooooh, a uniform? I like the sound of that. have you ever thought of wearing a uniform nick? (hope he's not a copper!)

[Redbel]

Ahem Cat.......I know me place mate.........LOL

[mycatis]

or a monk! :-(

[dot.hawkes]

oh yeah! Do monks work 9-5? Nah, stop being negative cat and carry on sewing that uniform

[deeselsbride]

Hiya gals, I think you scared nick away ;-)

[Buenchico]

I wish to complain about the quality of the answers to this post. I fit the description perfectly, so I was hoping for some serious suggestions!

My qualifications are as follows:
Young? Of course, I'm young. These days, 50-odd is still young, isn't it?

Fit? I've never had the slightest problem walking to the pub (and only occasional problems staggering back again).

Adventureous? Obviously! (Sometimes I go to a different pub!).

Good looking? Definitely! (The shine on my scalp is the finest in the area!).

So where are all the suggestions for a young (and virile) male such as me?

Chris


PS: If you're looking for serious answers Nick, then (with the qualifications you describe), the idea of leading white-water rafting expeditions, somewhere in South America, would seem to be rather appealing to me.

[Redbel]

deeselbride.....I've sent nick a cyber pic of me.....Oh sorry girls didn't I tell you he had sent me his e-mail addy....OOPS...LOL.......yer not avin it anyway.......LOL

[dot.hawkes]

never mind nick I'm flirtin with buenchico from now on!

[mycatis]

Trollop! oh sorry was just coughing there

[dot.hawkes]

I'm away to my bed cat, check out nick's Cv for me will u?