Party Invitation..should I go.?

[alavahalf]

Dick had been in the Fire Service for 25 years. Finally sick of the
stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska - as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man in a red plaid shirt is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a
Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about
5:00....'

'Great', says Rick, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you. Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Dick. 'After 25 years in the Fire Service, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! I'll be there.
Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem’ says Rick, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'

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[B00]

Haha, i like it!

[paross]

OLD!!!

[alavahalf]

OLD!!! ...sorry paross......if it offends you....I wish I could remove it ....but after all it's only a ...'' J.O.K.E ''... Thanks for your input.