What is it with staplers?

[joggerjayne]

Don't they EVER sodding work ???

Grrrr !

[snags]

There are easier, less painful ways to achieve that impressive cleavage...

[society]

Cheap, expensive they all work the same....

[joggerjayne]

They should come with a free screwdriver for poking the bent staple out of the bitey bit.

[carlton23]

What`s the problem? I have four and they work perfectly.

[joggerjayne]

I have two ... and they both have a bent staple jammed in them.

[joggerjayne]

LOL

Two staplers in the entire office is hardly extravagant.

[society]

Keep a small flat-head screwdriver handy for prizing out the bent staples.

[joggerjayne]

Vibe ...

I'll send you one of mine.

(not that they bl00dy work!!)

[douglas9401]

I tried that society. Jobcentreplus said I was being too specific in my needs. :)

[mccfluff]

i have 6 hmmmmmm bit extravagent perhaps

[joggerjayne]

fLUFFY ... THAT'S JUST SILLY !
(oops, sorry)

[ChuckFickens]

Get a stapleless stapler

http://www.amazon.co....qid=1296750249&sr=1-1

[craft1948]

I have 2............and getting the bent stapler out is easy with a nail file.

[ChuckFickens]

You have a bent stapler stuck in your stapler??

How on earth did you manage that?

[mccfluff]

i know but i kept losing them, then id get a new one and then find the old one under some paperwork....

[snags]

What is wrong with the humble paper clip?

[craft1948]

bugger!!..................bent staple.

[joggerjayne]

Paper clips?

Not secure enough.

How does a staple-less stapler work, then?