Who fancies a game of...

[bobjugs12]

Would you rather?
I ask a would you rather question and the first person to answer it (with reasons) asks the next one.
So to start:
Would you rather eat rotten meat or drink gone-off milk?

[lumination]

hmmmm thats a touch one bob. think i would have to go with gone off milk. all the rotteness of the meat would put me off even more i think. yes so gone off milk...

[bobjugs12]

Ok lumi, your turn to ask.

[TTG]

I think the meat would smell more so milk it is. Yuk!

[lumination]

ok, would you rather drink a litre of sweat or a litre of *** lol!

[bobjugs12]

depends what the *** option is?

[lumination]

damn! its meant to say s-m-e-g

[bobjugs12]

Hmmmmmm, tough one. I suppose it'll have to be the sweat, as it will have a lot more electrolytes in it so (in theory) would be healthier

[mccfluff]

where the hell are you goign to get a litre of... never mind

sweat i suppose

sh@g anne widdocmbe or john prescott?

[lumination]

would have to be john cause im straight lol

[lumination]

no wait! i want to change my answer. can i sleep with anne please. maybe she could have a strap on?

[bobjugs12]

You kinky little minx lumi

So what is your "would you rather" then?

[lumination]

-hangs head- it would have to be anne...

(and i do work in ann summers i thank you!)

[lumination]

erm...

would you rather and a thousand pins stuck in you for 3 days or an eye removed?

[bobjugs12]

Staff discount then, on your present to Mis Widdecombe

[lumination]

-shudders-

[zzxxee]

an eye removed for sure !!!!!!!!!!!!!
would you rather drink wee or eat poo !!!!! ??

[lumination]

drink wee! its supposed to be good for you :S

[lumination]

woul;d you rather eat lion poo or cow poo?

[bobjugs12]

Pins, easy. I was married for 8 years so three days of mild torture would be easy.

Ok, would you rather wake up in the morning after a very drunken fumble and roll over to see your mum/dad naked, or, wake up and see a sleeping sheep with a contented grin?

[zzxxee]

lion poo more nutrients as it contains meat !!!!
would you rather
shag a smurf or an oompaa lumpa??