Several years ago, Ronaldo was in Manchester centre doing some kind of augraph signy thing in a store and I saw him from a distance and puzzled over what I saw till i got home and mentioned it to Mr Boo, the convo went something like this....
Me: I saw Ronaldo in town today
Him: Oh aye?
Me: Yeah, he looked sod all like he does on TV though, he looked younger, didnt have buck teeth and sticky out ears....
A good 10 seconds of puzzled silence from him, then.....
Him: oh you dozy cow....it's Ronaldo the Brazilian player you're thinking of!!!!
Me: Ahhh......