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2 Rabbits in a animal testing facility....
One says to his friend in the next cage, "I'm making a break for it". And with that he squeezes through the bars of his cage and leaps out of an open window and is gone.
A few days later the rabbit comes back in to the facility and squeezes back in to his cage.
His mate next to him asks him what the outside world was like.
The other rabbit says. "it was great! Fresh grass to eat, sleeping in the sun, loads and loads of lady rabbits to fool around with, it was fantastic!!!"
"Why the hell did you come back then?" says his friend.
"The rabbit replies "I was dying for a cigarette!"
A few days later the rabbit comes back in to the facility and squeezes back in to his cage.
His mate next to him asks him what the outside world was like.
The other rabbit says. "it was great! Fresh grass to eat, sleeping in the sun, loads and loads of lady rabbits to fool around with, it was fantastic!!!"
"Why the hell did you come back then?" says his friend.
"The rabbit replies "I was dying for a cigarette!"
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