Funny quotes.......who's got some?(catch up with you lot later!)

[CrAcKaClOwN]

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others...................

[albaqwerty]

it's not the men in my life, it's the life in my men.....

[Bbbananas]

A Times tv critic last week:
"He's about as sexy as Ian Paisley in paisley y-fronts".

(It might be a tad funnier if I could remember who he was saying it about....)

[leggymassiah]

Youre not the thickest poster on answerbank

but youre in the top 2

[Bbbananas]

Thanks Leg xx

[leggymassiah]

salla crackalacker theres number one lol

[Bbbananas]

"I've been up and down like a *****'s drawers all day"

(My Nanna Woodie)

[leggymassiah]

up and down like a brides knickers




mmmm

[Bbbananas]

I cannae believe that was asterisked out....

Whore's - as in, rhymes with doors.

[craft1948]

One I have never understood.............

"She's no better than she should have been"

[Bbbananas]

So why did it accept the word that time?
This site's rubbish....

[MWB]

New Zealand Rugby Commentator -

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

[China Doll]

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your ******' mouth.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He
rushed it.

And my personal life motto (I have it on a t-shirt and everything)... I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

All attributed to the genius that was and is Bill Hicks.

[albaqwerty]

stopping smoking is easy, I've done it loads of times :p

[sqad617]

mwb......lol lol

[China Doll]

Second that one Al!

[shelby45]

Of all the things I ever lost, I miss my mind the most!!

[Bbbananas]

She says proudly to her boss "I am bisexual you know".

(My Nanna Woodie again. She meant ambidextrous).

[shelby45]

I stopped smoking AND drinking....It was the worse ten minutes of my life!

[Bbbananas]

One lass who applied for a job here (she's 16) put on her CV "I always come with a smile".

I wanted to give her the job, but the Docs weren't impressed. Spoilsports. (I think it was her age...)

[MWB]

"The Batsman's Holding, The Bowler's Willey"