I've...

[carrust]

....Got a rampant cucumber in my poly-tunnel ;-)

[flump1]

Ohhhh aren't you the lucky one !

[Tilly2]

Put it in between two slices of buttered bread.

[gness]

Have you asked Sqad for advice? ;-) x

[carrust]

Do you think I should have a prick out? ;-)

[marval]

Have you got a rabbit to go with it?

[Svejk]

I think you'll find its called a Gherkin, Crusty.

[carrust]

LOL @ sweaty. BTW, we grow very large gherkins in Yorkshire;-)

[Clanad]

I've got a Rampant lion in our coat of arms... or does that count?

[Baby_Sham]

I got given a 'ridged cucumber' today. Was the first time I'd had one!