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Jemisa | 22:53 Wed 23rd Feb 2011 | Jokes
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street .

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!
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That's brilliant Jem .I knew we could reLion you.Did they have lots of jelly babies?
the old one's are still the best,but worth another airing Jemisa.
And now she needs more than cough candy after sucking a fishermans friend.
Well done Naz, my dear old thing.
pmsl at gran.
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We all haven't got the time to read every single post on AB naz.
I didn't read it, I remembered it.
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You must have read it to remember it - DOH! -Naz.

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