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My Psychiatrist!
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I told my psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.”
“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only £200 a visit.”
I said I'll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the psychiatrist who asks why he never came back. “For £200 a visit?” I said. “A bartender cured me for £10.
Told me to cut the legs off the bed!!!
“Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only £200 a visit.”
I said I'll think about it. Six months later, he runs into the psychiatrist who asks why he never came back. “For £200 a visit?” I said. “A bartender cured me for £10.
Told me to cut the legs off the bed!!!
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