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Julius Caesar Walked Into A Bar.

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excelsior-1 | 18:13 Fri 12th Apr 2013 | Jokes
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He said to the bartender, "I'd like a martinus."

The bartender, a little confused, says, "Don't you mean a martini?"

Caesar replied, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it."
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Et tu, excelsior. You obviously received a classical education!
18:33 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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When poor Julius walked into that bar did he hurt himself? perhaps he said "Martinus cos he was a little dazed... (just a thought)

Jem
22:51 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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Julius Caesar also said "veni, vidi, Velcro"
I came, I saw, I stuck around.
22:53 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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A bloke speaking a dead language walked into a bar. Everyone thought he was a bit irrelevant.
22:53 Fri 12th Apr 2013

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