How many soldiers

[NoMercy]

do you think you need for one boiled egg?

I had 8 and I think this was just the right amount.

[snags]

Depends on the size of the egg and the thickness of the soldier...

[NoMercy]

That's a very sizeist attitude if you don't mind my saying...

[craft1948]

I prefer firemen..................I think it's to do with helmets.

[ELVIS68]

Just scoop the egg out and have a boiled egg sandwich

[NoMercy]

I wonder if Lamtaf has an expensive egg timer?

[craft1948]

well.....that sounds about the right thighs to me tony.....

[NoMercy]

Time for your bed, NoKnow.

April... I'm not worried, I'm merely in a contemplative mood this evening....

[craft1948]

oo er NoM....that sounds serious......I don't do serious....I have had counselling about this......

[snags]

''I'm merely in a contemplative mood this evening''

You need your eggs seeing to buy a few soldiers...

[NoMercy]

lol !

I like my eggs just the way they are, cheers...

I have enough to contend with - a sulking, thieving dog...

[craft1948]

there's no need to go on about it NoM....sob......just 'cos I have no eggs.

[NoMercy]

Don't worry, Craft. Easter is just around the corner.

[NoMercy]

Shoite... have I just said something incredibly lummoxy?

[craft1948]

infertility should not be joked about.....