Fire!!!

[john1066]

Why is it when I go out and see a fire engine with it's blue light flashing, I think it's my house there calling at.? Do you think it's my age?

[sn�gs]

Are you a ladybird?

[john1066]

Over 50!!

[swanko]

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[john1066]

No...Not even the sauce!!

[NoK]

what about about when it's a police car?

[Ice.Maiden]

No john - it's probably something you've eaten. Don't have wild mushrooms for your breakfast.

[captanpegleg]

nok u got mail ?�?�'

[ladybird49]

Hey snags im me... not a guy called john ...

[NoK]

are you sure leggy?

[captanpegleg]

Well?

[john1066]

The mushrooms I have are quite tame, so it can't be that..I do like curry though..do you hink that could be the problem??

[john1066]

Nite-nite everyone xx

[pastafreak]

Hi all...is this a 'fun' thread by any chance..because the atmosphere tonight is a bit heavy....

not to worry john....I am the same...why I would think FATE would pick on mE and burn my flat down...I've no idea....!

[redcrx]

try coming home late one night to find road blocked by fire / police / ambulance and the police officer asks what house you live at.
thats when your stomach really lurches